Some of the weird stories that did not make the website, or the Facebook page this week:
Cameras at U.K. gas stations will block uninsured drivers from refueling
Airport security to passengers: Please leave grenades home
Event hall investigated for sham ‘wedding
China Pulls Death Row Interview TV Show off the Air
Residents Of Town Angered By Drug Arrests
Gettysburg museum store pulls John Wilkes Booth bobblehead

Boston police clamp down on slam dancing
Israeli Man Acquitted Over Forgery Of Relics
Police search for man who helped injured officer after serious crash
Drunk drives down bike trail, hits woman
Woman Who Raised Money For Her Fake Cancer Fined $100
Man Accused Of Beating Woman With Hammer, Raping Her Child, Stabbing Dog

Cop Pleads Guilty To Showing Penis Pics To Women At Traffic Stops
Woman passes out in car as child plays at McDonald’s
Dad beats up youth coach, bites off his ear
Man charged for knocking out daughter’s coach
Mom Blames ‘Evil Presence’ For Daughter’s Stabbing Death
Nicolas Sarkozy sorry after son throws tomato at policewoman guarding presidential palace

Sex Offender Accused Of Sodomizing 13-Year-Old Boy In Library
Man kept dead dad in living room for months
Illegal Archeological Dig Leaves 10 Dead in Egypt
Police Looking For Man Who Exposed Himself To Girls In Hobby Lobby
Cop: Woman, 22, Battered Live-In Boyfriend, 74
Caught on tape: Shop owner fights robber

Girl Forced To Wear Embarrassing Shirt As Punishment For Shoplifting
Some of the weird stories that did not make the website, or the Facebook page this week:
Obama’s Birth Certificate is fake
Man Asks 71-Year-Old Attempted Rape Victim To ‘Pray For Me’
Man Charged After Shooting Boy In Eye With Crossbow
Girl Scouts robbed of cookie cash
New hit TV show: Death row interviews moments before execution
Federal Agents Hunt Fugitive “Homeless Hacker” Under Indictment For Online “Anonymous” Attack

Jeffrey Dahmer Groupon deal draws fire
Phony Postal Inspector Busted For Swiping Pot Shipments
Boy, 8, caught driving SUV
Mom accused of burning teen’s face
Goodbye, First Amendment: ‘Trespass Bill’ will make protest illegal
Andrew Breitbart death sparks conspiracy theories

Stolen ‘Power Band’ bracelet leads to robbery arrest
Heroin disguised as candy seized at Florida airport
Prosecutor defends drunk flying plea
‘Santa’ posts bond for child sex charges
Man Injured, Another Man Charged After Game Of Russian Roulette
Mom Accused Of Letting Son Drown Because She Hated Him

Judge Resigns, Accused Of Showing iPhone Full O’ Penis To Worker
Mom Accused Of Pimping Out 6-Year-Old Daughter To Homeless Men
Miami cop probed for moving mattresses on patrol car
Man Attacked Mom For Using His Taco Sauce
Man Charged With Biting, Punching Children During Domestic Dispute
Candidate for mayor charged with domestic violence

UPDATE: Man arrested after giant chicken stolen
Home invasion suspects use flowers
Man Charged With Biting Off Another Man’s Nose During Fight
A tank, a bomb robot, 40 deputies and Steven Seagal is normal for chicken raid

Some of the weird stories that did not make the website, or the Facebook page this week:
Man Bites Off Man’s Ear During Gambling Argument
North Carolina man loses $49k collection of poison snakes
Man accused in Secret Service car theft
Mother runs down burglary suspect on foot
911 terrorist’s face reportedly used in Facebook ad
Fireman Sam creator detained at airport for ‘racist’ scarf comment at security gate

Woman steals Crest Whitestrips at Ellenton Kmart, places them in mouth
Man owes $30,000 in driving fines, cops say
Case of slain socialite takes bizarre turns
Man gets 6 years in jail for stealing 6 year old girl’s Puppy
Naked Man Steals Fire Truck, Kills Pedestrian
Serial Public Masturbator Into Diff’rent Strokes

Unmasked man held up post office where he was a regular customer using an empty air rifle with his initials carved on the butt
Man jailed for having sexual relations with blind 17-year-old Yorkshire terrier
Karaoke singer shot in head for singing for the wrong song in Restaurant
Girl wins right to ‘Tequila’ name
Tanning peeper pleads guilty to child porn
Tip From 4chan Leads To Arrest Of Site Visitor On Child Porn Charges

Police Arrest Robber Across The Street From Bank
Animal Rights Activist Accused Of Hiring Hit Man To Kill Random Fur-Wearer
Naked Man Sentenced To 18 Years In Prison
Photo leads Wash. police to bank rob arrest
Federal Agents Seize Drugs Sent By Bear In Cave
Headteacher blasted for using fake gun in hoax kidnapping stunt

Thieves swipe Miss Wash. crown, sash, car
Rabbit named Susan found with ears lopped off
Ga. man is arrested after returning to bank after robbery attempt to get money for cab
Mom Accused Of Using 10-Year-Old To Help Shoplift From Target
Teacher Who Screened “Jackass” Movie In High School Latin Class Placed On Leave
Man arrested with fake Jack Nicholson ID

Woman Arrested After Letter Admitting Guilt Is Found At Dog’s Grave
Protestors throw urine bombs at Denver police
Man Arrested in Disneyland Freakout
Police Plan Wedding for Runaway Parolee
Judge’s dismissal of harassment charge goes viral
Man who crushed teen girl’s car pays for replacement

U.K. Cops Warned Under-Wire Bras Could be Dangerous
Fake cop pulls over real cop
Australian man claims ‘G’day, sport‘ is racial abuse
Escorts Claim Utah Law Makes Acting Sexy Illegal
Mom Allegedly Assaults Drug Dealer Trying To Supply Son With Heroin
Scrapbook of 100-year-old criminal mugshots set to be auctioned

Parolee seen shooting gun on Facebook
Some of the weird stories that did not make the website, or the Facebook page this week:
Heartless mother and evil son jailed for leaving two dogs to starve to death in boarded-up attic

Ton of marijuana smuggled in with limes
New weapon in war on prostitution – Flashlights
Man issued ticket shows up at officer’s house
Man’s Reputation Damaged Over Lower Handicap Sues for $13.2 Million
Court Orders Man to Apologize to Estranged Wife Over Facebook
Defense: Ga. Suspect Says Angel Told Him To Kill

Woman pleads guilty to library thefts
Bullet fired in Mexico shootout hits woman in El Paso, Texas
Man Fabricated Carjacking for a Free Ride from Police, but gets free ride to Jail instead
Police Search for Cypress College Bathroom Peeper
Cleaning lady busted for jewelry theft
Boy Flips after Catching his mother having Sex with his friend, 15, Mother claims she was raped

Doctor cleared of ‘horse woman’ abuse
Trooper Terminated For Ignoring Chase Suspect In Burning Wreckage
Jilted Man Busted Over Phony Craigslist Posts
Woman Jailed in Pa. Has Trail of Fake Pregnancies
Infected Inmate May Have Spit in Guards Food
Robbery fail in Rotterdam!

Massachusetts Teen Reportedly Shocked For Hours At Special Needs School
Man Arrested For Biting Off Man’s Ear
Meeting With Pit Bull Cost Prostitute An Arm And A Leg
Flight Returns Over Man With Electronic Cigarette
Gun Found Inside Piano Donated to Nursing Home
Teen Tourist Helps Police Nab Suspect at NY Airport

The ‘C’ word is just as bad as the ‘N’ word
Sex with the dead? Illinois bill would make it illegal
Grandpa faces prison for firing gun to catch burglar
Eighth-Grader Suspended For Using Oregano In Pot Prank
Workman charged with bestiality with a Labrador retriever
Repeat: Do Not Call 911 If You Need A Taxi

Comic book thieves face murder charges
Police end bovine heart investigation
Cheater’s Web site lawsuit tossed out
Facebook Photo with Wax Obama Gets Sicilian Drug Dealer Arrested
Georgia commuter bus driver stabbed with pen
Drug addict uses mother’s car, runs up $120,000 in unpaid fines

Be careful what you text if you’re heading for divorce
Man Arrested After Late Night Craigslist Encounter
Drunk driver crashes into county jail
SC mayor sneaks into town hall, pulls over trooper
Some of the weird stories that did not make the website, or the Facebook page this week:
Man walks into bank to cash check – gets mistaken for robber
Student strip searched in front of classmates
FBI Probe Targets Musician Who Allegedly Swapped Naked Photos With Underage Female Fans
Woman Jumped To Her Death Fleeing From Angry Husband
Police Say Mom Stole Money From Son Deployed To Afghanistan

Suspect bummed a smoke from alleged victim
Mickey Mouse spurs school lockdown
Cow heart left on porch
Man drinks ‘poison’ when verdict is read
Ohio Man Arrested for Stealing Urns to Sell Metal
Woman asks to smoke crack before going to jail

Widow pleads guilty to having hubby’s gun
Naked Man Arrested for Firing Gun at House
VW beetle police car pulls over pickup driver
Crime pays – Steal $100,000, pay back $5,000
Pair stabs clerk after credit card was declined
Trip to 7-Eleven leads Bangkok police to tiger butchers

Man Apologizes for Shooting at “Wrong Car”
Woman Threatens To Get Stabby After Boyfriend Fails To Provide V-Day Gift
Woman Charged After Maggots Found In Her Sick Baby’s Diaper
Woman paid $320,000 over 12 years for no work
Fake Nikes had too many fingers on logo
Obama’s border enforcement keeps hair dryers out

Alleged counterfeiter is homeless
Boy steals car… again
Kentucky Family Sues Cemetery Owners For Dropping Mothers Casket
Man Choked Motorist, Tried To Punch Trooper
Man Accused of Stealing Cartloads of Tide Detergent Worth Thousands
Man Beat Child To Death For Not Vacuuming Apartment

Twins charged in Williamston robberies arrested
Retired South Carolina Man, 74, Arrested For Offering Sex To Pair Of Undercover Cops
Justice Breyer robbed at his vacation home
Eighth-Grader Shoots Self In Face With Shotgun In School Cafeteria
Man makes off with iPad hidden in pants
Man Arrested for Dumping a Disabled Man out of Wheelchair

One of AA’s 12 steps – groping
Woman Accused of Putting Dog in Trash Can – Twice
Fugitive gives his whereabouts on Facebook
Man Repeatedly Raped Woman With Beer Bottle, Recorded Assaults
Man kills girlfriend in fight over noodles, beer
Some of the weird stories that did not make the website, or the Facebook page this week:
Juror faces jail for “friending” defendant on Facebook

Man who bit cop’s finger guilty of assault
Dad Kills Couple For Deleting Daughter On Facebook
Mail Carrier Fired For Throwing Mail in Dumpster
Son Of Rapist Charged With Abusing His Infant While Wife Took Pics
Burglars chose the wrong house – Mom with a gun
Pakistani man fights police over 40-foot shark

Naked man rescued from LA radio tower
‘Zombies’ given dressing down by armed police in Surrey
Man charged for throwing pennies at car
Hundreds ask Vt. to keep prank pig on police decal
Reservation sues beer brewers for alcohol-related suffering
Police officer seen on dashcam video brutally kicking motorist suffering from diabetic shock in $158,000 lawsuit

2 Swede military cadets punished for prank
Woman ‘lost her mind’ when beau got a ride
NJ Robber Dies After Trying to Steal Phone from Former HS Wrestler
Air Marshals Gone Wild!
Facebook Posts Helped Sink Robbery Suspect
Family steals from their elderly and disabled relatives

Man Sold Stolen Rental Car On Craigslist Under Name “Marcus Hertz”
Squatters had drugs, handgun, 10 grenades, pig
California Man Accused of Killing Chihuahua With Golf Club
Trooper: Irate driver hit man with sledge hammer
“Bored” Clerk Caught Watching Porn During Rape Trial
Judge surprised there were no lock pickers in court after door to the dock in courtroom jammed shut

Grenade donated to Salvation Army
Pilot Busted for Using Crystal Meth
Man Promised Boy Go-Kart, Unzipped His Pants
“Possessed” Woman Charged With Slitting Her Baby’s Throat
NYC to pay $15M for loitering arrests
Council installs talking camera telling residents they’re not allowed in their own communal garden

Stalker accused of bizarre plot to woo doctor — by kidnapping her
Student set on fire, parent concerned
SNU Student Stabbed By Vagrant While Feeding Homeless
Golfer Impaled With Broken Club During Fight
Women’s hoodie leads to suspect’s arrest
Man arrested after van crashes through hospital doors

German police use Facebook pictures to nab crooks
Someone steals man’s fossilized dino footprint
Intoxicated American makes wrong turn into Canada
Probation, not A for effort, for Pa. grade hacker
Some of the weird stories that did not make the website, or the Facebook page this week:
Teacher Arrested After Punching Female Student In Face

Man admits to jumping on backs of student athletes
Man Stabbed Brother Over Brownie
Woman’s Request For A Cigarette Escalates To Her Murder
South Korean man arrested for retweeting North Korea
Cat Woman Pepper Sprays Jack Sparrow on Hollywood Blvd.
World War II vet shoots burglar
‘Barefoot Bandit‘ sentenced to 6 1/2 years

Dogfight over pot-addicted pooch
FBI Targets “Hoarder” In Top-Secret Thefts
Teacher Charged After Filming Himself Playing “Lollipop Game” With Second-Grader
Man dismembered and cooked after sex games
Girl arrested for setting school ablaze
Teacher Accused Of Putting Hot Sauce On Crayons To Keep Students From Eating Them
30ft lamp post stolen from Irish village

Man adopts adult girlfriend as his daughter
“Mommy left us on the sidewalk and drove away”
Horrible Karaoke Selection Earns Man Four Bullets
Obama robs McDonald’s in Riviera Beach
Thieves are stealing smart phones out of people’s hands
Ranger uses stun gun on man walking dogs off-leash

German city’s parking fines are just the ticket
Mother Threw Toddler Out Window Before Father Set Her On Fire
Homemade acid bombs found on college campus in Florida
Underage threesome couple guilty
Man gets DWI while driving Zamboni?
Fancy dress robber admits armed raids

Some of the weird stories that did not make the website, or the Facebook page this week:
Australian police downgrade charges for mooning the Queen

Women use baseball bat, hot grease in fight
Man Accused Of Using Puppy’s Mouth To Simulate Oral Sex
Bizarre double death as bodies of neighbours ‘at war over parking’ are found in their own homes
Man Mistakenly Stabbed To Death By Family Member
Fugitive’s suit against Kansas hostages dismissed
Suspected butt slasher busted in Peru

Teen with iPhone app helps cops nab burglary suspect
Six inmates high on LSD unleash a day of chaos in Faribault
Ill. police say 74-year-old had 77 pounds of pot
Man charged in cop crash was half naked
KKK teacher’s crimes not covered under law
Man In Honda Civic Arrested For Impersonating A Police Officer

Police Say Woman Was Huffing Before Crashing Into Building and Pedestrians
Grandmother Assaulted at Dearborn Chuck E. Cheese’s
Man Broke Into Closed Post Office Looking For Bath Salts Delivery
Man Arrested Over Saddam Statue Buttock
Man shot change machine
Louisana lawmaker seeks pajamas-in-public ban
SUV recovered thanks to smart phone inside
Suspect says he sawed fingers off corpse to steal gun
Cops Actually Arrest Subway Sandwich Artist For Giving His Pals Discounted Grub

Some of the weird stories that did not make the website, or the Facebook page this week:
UK pensioner caught driving at 147mph…

… while over in Canade, police nab drunk driver going 10 km/h
Teacher Assaults Officer, Calls 911 From Backseat Of Patrol Car
The 5 Most Outrageous Lawsuits of 2011
Man fleeing cops runs to newspaper office
Defendant shoots German prosecutor dead in court
Drunk Man Arrested For Dragging Friend With Car
Doctor injected radiation into wrong spot 29 times
Police arrest convicted felon with gun in bra
Woman Calls Police, Dealer Sells Her Sugar
Obama’s illegal uncle goes after cop who arrested him
Woman blames Nine Inch Nails, Marilyn Manson’s music for arson attack

Mississippi Governor Haley Barbour Frees Murderer Who Was Recently Denied Parole
Alleged carjacker arrested when he stops for gas
Police Arrest Michigan Man For Biting Off Nose Of Female Friend During Party Dispute
Man robbed banks to pay girlfriend’s rent
Deputies make arrest in bizarre arson case
Man fled so he could smoke crack
Man torches woman’s car because she rejected his amorous advances
School Bus Driver Charged With Molesting Child On Bus
Drunk man claimed he was kidnapped by cabbie, calls 911 multiple times
Police: Man drove while claiming blindness
Boys Force 8-year-old to Perform Sex Acts on Them on School Bus
Man Who Beat, Blinded 6-Week-Old Son Says He Has A ‘Bad Temper’

Some of the weird stories that did not make the website, or the Facebook page this week:
Fishing derby organizers fined for no-fish lake
Man arrested twice in one day for huffing
Director David O. Russell quizzed by police after bizarre transgender row
Road Rage Incident Leads To Charge Of Attempted Kidnapping Of Toddler
Man discharged in paper towel assault
Man sold moonshine near Gator Bowl
Vt. man pursues his stolen car
Dead pigs dumped in Florida creek
Judge off case after ruling executions illegal

Judge tosses charges in genital shooting
Woman accused of damaging $30M painting
Man Arrested For Drunken Driving Outside Of Jail
NY judge: No lives left for cat litter commercial
8th-grader killed fhttp://weirdcrime.net/wp-admin/admin.php?page=statsor carrying pellet gun
News reporter punches boy in the face for ruining New Year’s Eve coverage
Judge Deems Ramming Jewish Woman with Shopping Cart ‘Free Speech’
Man Kidnapped, Tortured By Relatives Over Shotgun Debt
Family taking $350K in Vegas missing organs claim


