Police say that a couple in Michigan got an unexpected visit from their drunken 27-year-old neighbor who wandered into their cottage and climbed into bed with them.
The man showed up in their Putnam Township bedroom around 3:30 a.m. Sunday.
Police say that the couple left and called 911, and that officers found the man deeply asleep with his shorts partly down.
Police say that the intruder said, “This isn’t my house,” upon waking. He explained he went out drinking nearby after putting his 2- and 4-year-old children to sleep at his own home a few doors down.
The children were found sound asleep and placed with neighbors.
Their father was booked on suspicion of illegal entry and released on bond.