22-year-old Jonathan Corcoran from Iowa was at the Sports Column watering hole early Saturday when a pair of Iowa City cops arrived to conduct a “bar check.”
Corcoran decided to take the opportunity to approach the officers and announce, “I love to fuck a man in uniform.”
The cops noted that Corcoran had “bloodshot watery eyes and slurred speech,” and moved away.
But Corcoran was quite persistent.
He again repeated his preference for uniformed paramours.
Officers then “made contact” with Corcoran, who “demonstrated poor coordination, repetitive speech and smelled strongly of an odor of an alcoholic beverage.”
While estimating that he consumed a few beers over the previous three hours, Corcoran registered a .212 blood alcohol content when taking a post-arrest Breathalyzer test.
After being read his Miranda rights, Corcoran said, “Sure I’m intoxicated.” In Corcoran’s defense, of course, he had been drinking in a bar.
Charged with public intoxication, Corcoran was booked into the Johnson County jail.
He was later released after entering a guilty plea.