An allegedly intoxicated Iowa man has been accused of stealing items from the First Avenue Hy-Vee in Coralville on Friday afternoon.
One of these items was a jar of cheese which he proceeded to use to smear all over the men’s restroom.
According to a criminal complaint from the Iowa City police department, Blake Oren Robinson, 28, was seen loitering in the store, and then was shown on security video stealing a jar of Tostitos Salsa Con Queso Medium Cheese, chips and beer.
He then allegedly began consuming them in the men’s restroom, “committing criminal mischief with the cheese,” according to the criminal complaint. This criminal mischief included opening the jar and spreading the cheese all over the floor and walls.
Investigation by the police found Robinson with some of the beer still in his pocket.
Robinson allegedly admitted to spreading the cheese because “he thought it would be funny.”
According to the criminal complaint, Robinson appeared intoxication at the time of his arrest.
Police charged Robinson with public intoxication, third-degree theft and criminal mischief — all misdemeanors.
A Hy-Vee employee had to clean up the cheese with standard toiletry items, according to the complaint.