Some of the weird stories that did not make the website, or the Facebook page this week:
UK pensioner caught driving at 147mph…
… while over in Canade, police nab drunk driver going 10 km/h
Teacher Assaults Officer, Calls 911 From Backseat Of Patrol Car
The 5 Most Outrageous Lawsuits of 2011
Man fleeing cops runs to newspaper office
Defendant shoots German prosecutor dead in court
Drunk Man Arrested For Dragging Friend With Car
Doctor injected radiation into wrong spot 29 times
Police arrest convicted felon with gun in bra
Woman Calls Police, Dealer Sells Her Sugar
Obama’s illegal uncle goes after cop who arrested him
Woman blames Nine Inch Nails, Marilyn Manson’s music for arson attack
Mississippi Governor Haley Barbour Frees Murderer Who Was Recently Denied Parole
Alleged carjacker arrested when he stops for gas
Police Arrest Michigan Man For Biting Off Nose Of Female Friend During Party Dispute
Man robbed banks to pay girlfriend’s rent
Deputies make arrest in bizarre arson case
Man fled so he could smoke crack
Man torches woman’s car because she rejected his amorous advances
School Bus Driver Charged With Molesting Child On Bus
Drunk man claimed he was kidnapped by cabbie, calls 911 multiple times
Police: Man drove while claiming blindness
Boys Force 8-year-old to Perform Sex Acts on Them on School Bus
Man Who Beat, Blinded 6-Week-Old Son Says He Has A ‘Bad Temper’
